August 23, 2006
Happy birthday to me!
Today is my 20th birthday, and already I am feeling the love as I am wished a great celebration of my oldness. In fact…
Subject: Happy Birthday from WebHostingTalk Forums
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Date: Wed, 23 Aug 2006 00:01:04 -0400Hello Wild Bill,
We at WebHostingTalk Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
It seems that technology has advanced so much that vBulletin message board software is capable making a community of thousands of people I’ve never talked to care about my birthday. This is so touching.




Comment by Sephiroth — Posted August 23, 2006 at 01:06
lolvBulletin! XD I’ve had that happen sometimes too, WildBill.. Happy Birthday!
Comment by Matt — Posted August 23, 2006 at 01:16
Don’t worry. Nobody cares about your birthday.
Comment by Dani — Posted August 23, 2006 at 01:24
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY MAN!!!
*smothers you with kisses and steals you away to her bedroom*
Comment by Brian — Posted August 23, 2006 at 07:06
:O! Happy Birthday fiendish Bill.
Comment by Eric — Posted August 23, 2006 at 12:22
Matt has never wished anyone a “Happy Birthday” in his life.